A Nigerian lady has shared the hilarious story of how her vibrator fell from her bag while she was crossing the road this morning April 15.
According to the lady with the handle @ETUKMMA on Twitter, she felt like disappearing when it happened as everyone looked at her as she picked up her property.
”My vibrator fell out of my bag this morning in the middle of the road, while I was trying to cross… These cars had to stop for me to run back and pick up “my penis”. . Okada men were cheering me, I felt like disappearing.”
Trust sanctimonious Nigerians to take her to the cleaners. I expected the backlash against this lady and Nigerians didn’t disappoint. I lifted some comments on social media and many of them are insults directed at this poster.
Man 1:
Is this what the future portends for the current generation of youths? Walking around with a dildo is akin to wearing your pants on your head. It’s totally inappropriate and a menu specially reserved for cretins. Everyone’s trying to outdo one another on clout chasing and senseless talks. Nude girls twerk nakedly all day long on Instagram with tits as props for sexual marketing. Older generations were lascivious without being idiots and today’s youths should imbibe decency as sine quanon to good character development. When women lose their sexual mystery, what’s left is a husk of ordinaryness. Less is more.
Man 2:
What women feel like doing this days or what think is good for them has overshadowed the will of God. First ask yourself, how would God feel about this, if He opens your bag and see a dildo. Can Jesus and his disciples use or carry a dildo. Don’t you feel any bad about sin? Expunge all such fleshly desires. It only leads to death.
Man 3:
She finally made headlines. I guess her family will be proud of her now. I just wish pictures of her parents and siblings were posted alongside her tweet. I would have loved to see who raised her. There is something called privacy. Make una get sense.
Man 4:
You need Jesus to help you MORTIFY the desires of your flesh not a vibrator. Such acts are against God given that Jesus paid for your redemption. This covers your spirit SOUL AND BODY. Please repent!